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Another Answer for Marriage

OK, I went a little too far this time, but I'm not quite sure that I did. So I'll throw this out to a larger audience for guidance.

When questioned about my decision to get married by a rather liberal female friend, I tried to pull her leg a little and answered her with this --

Well, ______, I thought about this for a while and I even did a cost-benefit analysis. Yeah, seriously! See, _______, I thought that I have a lot of needs, but if I were to pay for a therapist, a maid, a surrogate mother, a daycare that could parent -- not just babysit, an investment strategist, an accountant to help with taxes, a whore, and more... I'd probably be broke within a year. So, I was thinking that a wife was a pretty good idea.

Posted by David at April 23, 2005 03:59 PM